iPOD TO TAKE OVER THE EPISCOPAL CHURCH

Latest in from Vader's Gargoyle: iPod is secretly plotting to take over the Episcopal Church.

iPeople are everywhere you look! The concept of personal music players has been around for decades but why is it only one machine that is taking over!? why are more and more falling into the trap? Why are iPod users so obsessed with their little machines? Check out these frightening conspiracy theories!

SURVEILLANCE THEORY

iPod hacking is a way of exploring an iPod's capabilities which they are not supposed to have. For example a small programming company has written a software that makes it possible to receive Internet information through an iPod such as latest traffic information, horoscopes, news etc. If an iPod which isn't supposed to have this capability and can do this just think what else it is capable of!

More and more people are beginning to believe that Apple (the company who make iPods) are monitoring iPeople everywhere, watching their every move and location gathering intelligence about its users. It is now becoming a strong belief across the net that the FBI also have some involvement in the matter. Although slightly extreme sounding at first, this isn't too hard to believe as all new mobile cell phones are now equipped with GPRS which means the handsets location can be tracked accurately to the nearest metre any where in the world! Could this or something similar be installed in iPods? Who knows what else Apple could have wired up inside those little devices! This would explain the higher price of iPods compared to a lot of its competition and would also explain why Apple insists you register all your details with them on purchasing an iPod. Have you also noticed that many competitions, offers and promotions are giving away ipods? They are being distributed to victims at an alarming rate!

SUBLIMINAL MESSAGING / BRAINWASHING

The revelations of the new testament predict the world will be led to destruction by one man. It also foretells of a time when everyone has 'the mark'. a mark on their hand and on their head! could this be the iPod and the headphones? who knows. But what we do know is this. NLP and Hypnosis are real. There is no denying that. They work on a principle of 'suggestions'. In the past subliminal suggestive techniques were used in television advertising. As a result people would go shopping and later return thinking 'why did I buy this?'. This is of course now banned.

Why am I telling you this? Well when you listen to iPods it is possible that a series of programmed high pitch frequencies undetectable by the human ear could be 'washing' your brain. For example two years ago I attended a party where the the DJ had a lot of his songs stored on his iPod which was plugged into the speakers. Two years ago hardly anyone had one but only two months after the party at least 80% of all the people who attended that suddenly had iPods! coincidence? iPods are spreading at an alarming rate you don't have to look far on the net to see all the offers, "free ipods", and iPod competitions. Perhaps somebody is waiting until the majority of the world owns one. Then they can pull a switch and activate the one subliminal message secretly stored in every iPod in the world which will lead the world to destruction!

EXTRA TERRESTRIAL

There is strong evidence that iPods have little aliens that live in them.

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