-J.K. Rowling, Feb. 10, El Pais
You know, it could be quite amusing if John McCain does become president. Just the thought that all those European gasbags blowing gaskets at the news is quite an incentive, we must say (would someone please pass Barry a Shave Ice?). Apparently, Jo Rowling has completely forgotten that American Republicans read her books too. Sigh. Guess now that she's suing her most famous American fan, she feels she's also got to whine that America has "badly affected" the UK and Spain. Well, boo hoo hoo. What's gotten into her, anyway? We love the HP series, we really do, and Jo's been one of our heroes - but she sure has been ticking us off lately. Pass the Butterbeer, please. Expecto Patronum!