Thursday, April 12, 2007

Time Out: A Blast from the Past (or is that the future?)

BB NOTE: Yes, we admit it - there are plenty of recovering Trekkies (or is that Trekkers?) here at the Cafe. Now that Star Trek (and it's descendants or ancestors) are off the air, we've been missing flipping through the channels and finding the beloved reruns. We're still slightly Luddite when it comes to the television because here at the Cafe we don't have cable. Understand that's practically flatearth (we've made up for it in Apple gadgets though) and so we don't have the Science Fiction Channel. But we do have the next best thing.

And speaking of the next best thing, here is one of the best scenes ever in Star Trek. We recall going to see an encore presentation of this particular film at the Smithsonian Air & Space Museum (on their giganic IMAX screens) in DC with hundreds of other Trekkers and the audience would get in the act and do the lines along with the film. It was a Rocky Horror Experience (though no rice).

This film in particular is filled with great lines - and so we do wonder how many out there actually all ready know (or still know) the lines from this clip? The BabyBlueBrother need not answer because we know he does. But for your viewing enjoyment we bring it to you tonight - and one does often feel a bit like a member of the Starship Enterprise these days. Oh that we were all one big happy fleet.


LATER: Okay, while we're on this topic, we might as well post another great moment. Still funny after twenty years.


EVEN LATER: Well, we're on a roll now. Here's a fine tribute to forty years of Star Trek. We saw our first episode Metamorphosis when we were six and Grandma let us stay up late.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

What a great way to start the morning! Thank you, babyblue. Now I can go wake up kids for school, pack lunches, and go to work with happy memories of the future.

Kevin said...
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Anonymous said...

Alright, with all the collusion going on over at T19 between elves and binkies, this looks as good a place as any to hatch a plot:

Does anyone know how to wish a certain person a happy 59th birthday in the KLINGON language?

Unknown said...

Here you go! And we know who to, too!

QoSlIj DatIvjaj, Kendall Harmon!

If you are not sure how to pronounce it, click here.

Remember to say it with gusto! MajQa'!

Kevin said...

[*snicker, snicker, Giggle, gigggle*]

It's just a TV show!!

Probably one of the best SNL sketches of all time! I confess I enjoyed Star Trek as well. I liked the "Next Generation" more (which lasted longer than the original), but you really must appreciate the 'cheese' factor of the first.

I never did a exclusively "Trekie" convention many more general Sci-Fi or Gamer cons ... Actually, Trekies were very nice.

I help run security for a few years at "cons", I never had a Trekie throw a CD player through a window to "open a hole into the forth dimension" or other fun stuff that tended to cause hotels to ask us *NOT* to return next year ...

So also a nice time-warp (well you did make a RHPS reference), good to remember friends of long ago!

Thanks BB!


FYI -- Most Trekie did actually laugh at themselves a few years after the sketch.

Unknown said...

Okay, I think I have the Klingon Choir (just back from a tour of St. John's Cathedral in NYC) ready to go. Hit it guys!

TlhIngan maH! TlhIngan maH!
TlhIngan maH! TlhIngan maH!

QoSlIj DatIvjaj
QoSlIj DatIvjaj
QoSlIj DatIvjaj, Kendal Harmon,
QoSlIj DatIvjaj

QoSlIj DatIvjaj
QoSlIj DatIvjaj
QoSlIj DatIvjaj, Kendal Harmon,
QoSlIj DatIvjaj

TlhIngan maH! TlhIngan maH!
TlhIngan maH! TlhIngan maH!
Maj - Maj
NuqDaq 'oH puchpa''e'?


Right - would someone please pass the pitcher of Bahgol37?

Kevin said...

Okay, now you did it BB!! I went out to find the Birthday Dirge, Boy, are my roots showing, I found them on Punk Walrus's site -- I've not talked to him in YEARS!! {Focus, Kevin, focus} -- known by many names but it's:

THE BIRTHDAY DIRGE

It's your Birthday! (thud!)
Happy Birthday! (thud!)

Doom and gloom and dark despair
People dying everywhere!
On your Birthday! (thud!)
Happy Birthday! (thud!)

It's your Birthday! (thud!)
Happy Birthday! (thud!)
May the candles on your cake
Burn like cities in your wake.
On your Birthday! (thud!)
Happy Birthday! (thud!)

It's your Birthday! (thud!)
Happy Birthday! (thud!)
Indigestion's what you get
From the enemies you 'et
On your Birthday! (thud!)
Happy Birthday! (thud!)

It's your Birthday! (thud!)
Happy Birthday! (thud!)
This one lesson you must learn
First you pillage, then you burn
On your Birthday! (thud!)
Happy Birthday! (thud!)

It's your Birthday! (thud!)
Happy Birthday! (thud!)

Oh ... it DOES go on ... but since I gave you the only set of lyric we seem to remember at the time ... now who's willing to let their sword get sugar on the blade ...

{Well, it does fit with Klingon Choir & as Punkie pointed out, the tune is "The Volga Boatmen" by Chuguyev thus no royalty fees as w/ "Good morning to you" (commonly known as Happy Birthday song}.

Anonymous said...

Wow BB, I'm getting to this a little on the late side (my usual habit), but you have outdone yourself. I have a vivid memory when I was in second grade: my older sister (in high school) wanted me to watch Star Trek because she had to go out that night. It was the episode with Captain Pike when he was confined to his little buggy thingy and had the gross stuff on the side of his face - and I just was too scared to watch it. My sister was really ticked with me. Was that episode "Metamorphosis"? This would have been 1967 or so.... Peace out, BJM3

Anonymous said...

Well, all of this got me searching the internet to see if I could "hear" the Klingon songs. All I found was a site with lyrics in klingon - http://klingonska.org/songs/
fun, fun fun.
If you're still in Easter mode, at the follwing you can hear "Christ is risen, indeed he is risen" in 250 languages including Klingon and Vulcan:
http://srbigham.com/en/index.html

Unknown said...

BJM3 - that episode was The Menagerie, the only two-part episode of Star Trek Classic. It's an interesting episode because it actually incorporates the original Star Trek Pilot (called The Cage) into the series in an innovative (and quite memorable way). It was creepy too - especially to an elementary schooler as I was as well. Those bald-headed guys with the weird veins in their heads were unforgetable. But it shows that television in those days rarely wasted anything.

Another memorable thing about that episode is Spock is rather emotional and I think he even smiles in it. His character was still in the early-development stage but as I a kid I couldn't figure out what he had eaten for breakfast to make him act so odd ....

anan cara, that's amazing - songs in Klingon. Guess we can now officially say that the Cafe is so inclusive even Klingons are welcome here. Just make sure you give them your seat if they ask. Revenge is a dish best served cold and we like to keep things warm here at the cafe. ;-)

bb

Kevin said...

BB -- you're answers are almost a little too informative ... we're you doing Shore Leave when it was in Crystal City and I didn't know????

Signed Fantek & sneering Sci-Fi clubs snob,
Kevin


BTW - Hunt Valley Holiday Inn -- boy they're brave, I'm still on the BSFS¹ mailing list even after twelve years, but Balticon 41 is there on Disclave weekend ... I mean Memorial Day weekend.


¹ There are those whom reply when Baltimore Science Fiction Society is mentioned, "If you can't say anything nice ..."

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PERSONAL NOTE TO ALL -- Thanks for the fun. My walk with the Lord has times where I pull an all nighter at a convention to serve as an acolyte on a hour of sleep. While I don't recommend the lifestyle, when I got serious about Jesus the Christ, I let-go/shove-out of a lot. May I meet today are more 'goody-two-shoes' type Christian, who look at me oddly with any reference to Fandom. First I feel very lonely and as if Christ's redemption is somehow not good enough to handle all the odd places I've been, but also there were many fine folks I left back then, some Christian of some ilk who would openly defend Christ to openly practicing pagan in passionate but more cordial tones than internal Anglican ones.

So this has been real fun!! Also neat to see people like some popular form of Sci-Fi.

Anonymous said...

As a fellow Trekki, Potterite, Anglican con-girl, I salute you! Thanks for the great memories.

undonne